OHMYFUCKINGGODINTHEBLUESEA.
IT'S BEEN FIVE MONTHS.
FIVE. BLOODY. MONTHS.
Yes, ahem.
Allow me to recover my composure.
Yes, perfect, marvelous.
Anyway.
It's July.
You don't have to ask me about my sanity.
I am fine and not in Woodbridge Mental Hospital.
That would be awfully inappropriate of the refined and awesome figure that I am.
Before you ask, I must say that I am well aware of the calendar. However, I find it disgraceful to peek at my own blog to realise that it's been five whole months since I last updated. I'd really need to take some time off to clear up the cobwebs that have gathered at this place. In the meantime, I shall study hard for my upcoming examinations while scheming my next big mission that is to burn down Cambridge University, trees and all.
That is all. Ta-ta, lawful citizens of whatever country you're from. We'll meet again.
Rez~