The monstrosity that is my blog
Tuesday, July 12, 2011 @ A tinge of shock
OHMYFUCKINGGODINTHEBLUESEA.

IT'S BEEN FIVE MONTHS.

FIVE. BLOODY. MONTHS.

Yes, ahem.

Allow me to recover my composure.

Yes, perfect, marvelous.

Anyway.

It's July.
You don't have to ask me about my sanity.
I am fine and not in Woodbridge Mental Hospital.
That would be awfully inappropriate of the refined and awesome figure that I am.

Before you ask, I must say that I am well aware of the calendar. However, I find it disgraceful to peek at my own blog to realise that it's been five whole months since I last updated. I'd really need to take some time off to clear up the cobwebs that have gathered at this place. In the meantime, I shall study hard for my upcoming examinations while scheming my next big mission that is to burn down Cambridge University, trees and all.

That is all. Ta-ta, lawful citizens of whatever country you're from. We'll meet again.

Rez~

Wednesday, February 23, 2011 @ START STUDYING GODDAMNITTTTT.
It's been too long! 8D
Like my previous post? It's awesome innit? Spammed with I love yous~
AAAAAAANYYYWAYYYYYY.
It's 2011. We all know that, right? 8D;;
And it's common test period.






Damn.





Tomorrow is 24/2/11
It's A Maths and Chemistry papers tomorrow.
Why am I here blogging? Isn't it obvious?

I'M PROCRASTINATING.
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Instead of studying for those 2 subjects that I will definitely die in, I am here, yes, blogging.
Hur. Hurhur.

Scally my mum barge in at 4am in the morning.
WHAT ON BLOODY EARTH ARE YOU DOING UP AT 4AM!?
Mum, I'm studying. /yeahright,crossfingershopingshedoesn'tknowanything.
Oh. Do you want some.... juice..? <--please pronounce juice as Jews~ 8D



TTE WHAT AM I DOING. STUDY YOU ASSFACE. /FLIPS TABLE.

And so I shall be a good girl and study the sleep out of me~

Saturday, July 24, 2010 @ 好きだ
好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 好きだ 

は、何だこれは?---^
何か恥かしいけど。。。

ムゥ。。俺、本当に馬鹿だな。

PINK

RED, HOT PINK, BLACK, WHITE.

俺、何でこんなドキドキしてんだ?

君に会いたい、会いたいんだ。。!

orz
*headbangwall/floor*

好きだから。。。

Wednesday, May 12, 2010 @
EXAMS ARE

OVERRRRRRRRR!!!!

Yes! The day has come! The end of this treacherous examination hell.
I do not wish to remember the days when I had sleepless nights worrying about exams. (Ok not so kuazhang laa)
HOWEVER, yes, however~~
Let's start from day 1, shall we? And since I've already shared about the languages let's just move on the the other shiet subjects.

DayOne
SS and Physics.
SS was horrible. Physics was QUITE easy.
It's rather expected for SS as I didn't really study for it.
Maa, it's all good. 8D
Physics was surprisingly easy. Thank you Mr Malek. <3>

DayTwo

EMaths PaperOne and Geog.
Emaths was okokok.
Last minute-ed the graph sketching and the chords thing.
Geog ah, haiz.
MS ZARINA AREYOUTRYINGTOKILLUS?!?!
I'D RATHER YOU HIT US KICK US USE PARANG CUT US MAKE CURRY.
Okay no. :X
3 TYPES OF DIAGRAMS NIAAA.
Ox-bow lake Meanders and Waterfalls
Damn jian can.
Know we won't study waterfalls after CT then pian pian use waterfalls.
You tell me, jian anot.

DayThree
Maths P2 and Chem
Maths... Ok baaahs.
OH YES.
THE GRAPH QUESTION AHHH.
FUCKKK.
NEED TO DRAW LINE! D<>

DayFour
Bio.
Ha. Hahahahaha.
GDI Do all the teachers have a grudge against us?!
D:
I do not like..!!
It's all up to you, MCQ.
Then after that went to Alice 88th at Bugis~
THANK YOU FIONA'S SISTER FOR THE JACKET
i<3you>

DayFive
AMaths.
Hohohoho.
QUITE okay laaa.
Drew alot of crosses on the foolscap.
Later teacher see liao become very... gaowei.
After that went to watch IP Man with Shiying Tianen and Azimah.
NICE MAN. 5/5
Nice!!! I say nice means nice! D<>

DaySix
NO EXAM. WOO!
Went to watch Backup Plan with SY and TE.
Nice.! 4.99999/5
Confirm plus chop.
I bet my virginity on it. :X
Slacked around. Walk and walk. Go home~

DaySeven
Last day!
Which is today!
LISTENING COMPRE.
They said it was 45min.
It was a fking half an hour D<

~罪歌

Friday, April 30, 2010 @
HEY PEEPS!
Long time no see!
In case you're wondering, yesterday's post is on the previous post~
Hmm yeah. So. Uh. Today is Friday right? orz

Yeah UKE-CHAN ISN'T UKE TODAY~ D:
She's just too active that I think she has the potential to be seme~ D:

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Ms Wong walks past and sees pen drawings on my hand. She picks up my hand. Looks for 5 seconds, then puts it down again. Collect paper! She collects my paper. MsWong: Don't vandalise your hand laaa~ Me: Eh?! It's not me! It's my friend~ 8D MsWong: Who? I go scold her! (<--LMAO) Me: Uhhh nonono I told her to do it 8D MsWong: So I should still scold you la~

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LMAOO

Joke manzxc.
So blahblah SS.
Then blahblahblah.
Met Shiying, prepared to go Lot1 study.
Met Fions & co. on the way.
Another joke came.
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Me: Do you know what is seme? Shiying: What? *instinctively asks Fiona the pro* Eh Fiona. What is 'seme'? All except Shiying: ROFLMAO. Shiying is lost.

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Epic. LMAO.
Congratulations Shiying. You have learned 2 new words today. Seme and Uke.
Then studied at Library, lucky we founds a table.
Studied from 1230-1900










Don't you just love the sky? Took it at 2+

My first pic after a long time LOL
And then Tianen came.
She and Shiying went to have lunch. Then they come back.
Then Shiying went home to bathe and I went for lunch.
We played a prank D:
Result wasn't what we expected.
SORRY SHIYING D:
WE ARE SO DAMN FREAKING SORRY!

~罪歌

Wednesday, April 28, 2010 @
WORD OF THE DAY.
SUPERCALIFRAGERISTICEXPLIALIDOCIOUS
-to describe something better than awesome O3O
Credits go to Jill & Mary Poppins~(L)

Yay! I'm gonna update regularly!
But may MIA anytime due to midyears! D:

CHINESE WAS HORRIBLE.
PAPER 1 WAS HORRIBLE.
PAPER 2 WAS HORRIBLER.
THE REST OF THE EXAMS ARE THE HORRIBLESTEST.

TAT

UPDATED. Updated again!

So yeah paper 1.
Hrmm. I did... Formal letter and Newspaper reflection?

Formal letter was about requesting SPCA to take action and stop the animal abuse in my neighbourhood 8D
Newspaper reflection was about.. Hmm.. More and more youngsters are talking vulgar language? Yeah that's it! It was. Rather, terrible, especially the suggestions part.

And paper 2. I feel like I just went waaaaay past the 18th level of hell. orz

Lydia: It's like I'm reading Greek.

Lucia: I thought they (the passage) talking about what ticket. (passage was about buying and selling shares.)

LMAO Best la~

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Shiying's status: Wow the Mother Tongue paper today was SUPERB ARH.

Comments:
Me : OMG IT'S TOO AWESOME MANZXC

Fiona L. : It was the boomz. ~

Shiying : LOL Dewei: Wow, the paper is SO EASY ~ to fail !

Fiona L. : HAHAHAHA ! He is my dear mate. Anyone in band 5 is my dear mate. We all sink down together xD !

Shiying : LOL! HAHAHAHA. (Y) No loh, whole sec3 batch sink tgt hehehe

Me : Sink like Titanic ohh

Fiona W. : HCL more KNS laa...

Me : That one ah. Sink inside the sea then sink summore undergound LOL

Fiona W. : partially permeable rocks!

Me : LMAO. OMG Don't remind me of Geog manzx TmT.

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And this is how much we fear/hate/despise MYE.
We are such poor souls. TmT
Mhm. Still got what.

Yes English today was free period. I continued to do my USUK sex compo :X (shhh!)
Clapped lots with Shiying LMAO.

It's all written in book.

Shiying: *draws picture of her hand slapping my OAO face with her skill*
Me: Eh why got 6 fingers nia.
Shiying: Where got?!
Me: *shows*
Shiying: *see, notices, aarm chio, CHANGE the drawing abit*
Me: Are you stroking my face?! EW.
Shiying: Who wants to manzx?
Me: Because got these! *draws arrows pointing at lines that make it look like stroking*
Shiying: Those were meant to slap! (or something like that :X)
Me: It should be like this! *draw out*
Shiying: *change to something like the wrist turned 90 degrees*
Me: OMFG MY FACE IS SO HARD YOUR HAND BROKE!

LMFAO.

The rest of the day.
Okok laa.
OHYES I SEME-ED FIONA HAHAHAHA <3
I feel S now~
Mmyeah.
OHYES.
AMATHS MOCK TEST.
HORRIBLE MAN.
TERRIBLE MAN.
TERRIBLER THAN ENG + CHI TOGETHER.
AND IT'S ONLY A MOCK TEST.
MYE'S GONNA BE AT LEAST 2 TIMES HARDER.
I HAVE LOST ALL CONFIDENCE FOR AMATHS.
A-Ahaha. Ahaha. Ha. *sarcastic laugh*
Phail le laa.

TmT


~罪歌

Tuesday, April 27, 2010 @
I VOW TO TRY MY BEST AND UPDATE REGULARLY.

Ok, firstly, English.
唉声叹气~
Terrible! T-E-R-R-I-B-L-E.
With a capital letter T.

Paper 1 was... QUITE okay.
I wrote a single word compo, Freedom. Write until I want to cry manzx. Too touching. TAT
But GG.COM le!
Ms Yap said that we must write less than 5 'Freedom'. And YET I wrote at least 10.
I already have 2 'Freedom's in the first paragraph.
"We want freedom! We want freedom!"
...T_T

All the best, Loh Hui Xian.

Paper 2.
ALL THE BEST!!!!!
With capital letters and 5 exclamation marks.

First passage was about Facebook.
I thought that it would be okay. But I was wrong.
I barely understood the passage.
Stuff like how Facebook became so successful, I don't care about that.
We just use it and appreciate it, right? I WOULD prefer something more about life, religions, superstitions (especially Hungry Ghost!).

Second passage was even worse.
About how Obama and this Berry guy want more young people to work in the federal government.
Questions to self:
1. WTF is this 'federal government'?!
2. I have never heard of this Berry guy, can you enlighten me?
3. Why choose such a complex and complicated and... cumbersome... passage?!
..and many more that I'm lazy to list out~~

The questions were... *TOOTCENSOREDTOOT*
The summary was even more *TOOTOTTOTTOTOOTCENCENCSOREDCENSROEDNTOOT*
+_+ -'-

And tomorrow is Chinese. WTF.
So not looking forward.
*shall flunk*

Mid year is just too fast. It doesn't feel like midyear exams kind-of-mood. Do you guys have any sense of urgency? I don't :/


Credits go to HOHSHIYING for the lovely status~!!!(L)

My reply? Neither do I.

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Ok come let's put an end to this emo talk.
After emo talk.. is still emo talk D:

I WANNA SEME YOU LA FIONAAAA. D':

ppu~ O3O

~罪歌

お前は俺の援護だ!
やほう!レッツです!
俺ジャガイモと紅茶とハンバーガーとパスタとワインとヴォトカとピッザとトマトが好きだ!
え?何で?簡単だ~だって俺ヘタリアが大好きだ!
あ、俺デュラララとイナズマイレブンが好きだよ~
だから、サッカやろうぜ!
Yeah~
Okay, baaaai~
Never, NEVAR, never CLICK THIS!~.

the hero
やほう!レッツです!
俺ジャガイモと紅茶とハンバーガーとパスタとワインとヴォトカとピッザとトマトが好きだ!
え?何で?簡単だ~だって俺ヘタリアが大好きだ!
あ、俺デュラララとイナズマイレブンが好きだよ~
だから、サッカやろうぜ!
Yeah~
Hetalia promotes world peace!
Hetalia teaches students History in a fun and interactive manner!
USUK, FrUK, PrUK, GerIta, Germancest, Spamano, RoChu, PruAus, AusHun, PruHun, and many more~ Are loved!!!
THEREFORE.
POTATOES SHALL DOMINATE THE WORLD!

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